Sunday, May 02, 2004
Fucking brilliant.
This letter appeared in the Modesto Bee (my hometown newspaper) today. It's possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in the Bee, comics included:
This letter should serve as a notice to all letter writers, editorial writers and anyone else prone to public comment about President Bush. Referring to him as an "idiot," "imbecile" or such derogatory terms may result in your imprisonment for a total of 20 years -- five years for libel and 15 years for disclosure of classified information.
--DAVID A. BULTENA
Congrats, Mr. Bultena, you had me rolling on the floor. Way to tell it like it is, and thanks for further restoring my hope in my hometown.
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This letter should serve as a notice to all letter writers, editorial writers and anyone else prone to public comment about President Bush. Referring to him as an "idiot," "imbecile" or such derogatory terms may result in your imprisonment for a total of 20 years -- five years for libel and 15 years for disclosure of classified information.
--DAVID A. BULTENA
Congrats, Mr. Bultena, you had me rolling on the floor. Way to tell it like it is, and thanks for further restoring my hope in my hometown.
